I'm five feet tall and while I'm not opposed to guys that are a foot or more taller than I am, it's a lot easier when they're not.

I hate that so much. I try to list a bunch of stuff I like in my profile so there's something there to start off with, but I still sometimes just get the "hi."

This is long and I'm sorry, but any thoughts anyone has would be a great help.

@avclub-09f700cd7fcae2e9f63ea6cdb7aa76b0:disqus  Those mint Aero bars are the best. I might have to go pick up one this weekend.

I see you that and raise you this: http://s723.beta.photobucke…

I was born in the early 80s and as such grew up with the show. A couple of years ago I started watching the early seasons and thought it was great fun. I haven't watched much of the new show but I watched last night because of childhood memories and because, damn it, J.R. was such a great bastard who really made the…

No recommendations, but I wanted to wish you well with your treatment.

I really shouldn't admit to knowing this, but lekku are highly sensitive to stimuli and so..that's not far off.

Trust me, Topeka will kill the romance.

The St. Patrick's Day thing isn't unique to Philly. I live in a college town and there's a massive "Fake Patty's" celebration thrown by the bars for all the students, as they're usually on spring break when the actual St. Patrick's Day comes.

I'm about 200 pages into Ready Player One. I like it a lot so far.

Every day is David Bowie appreciation day. At least in my house.

They've been showing Frisky Dingo Sunday nights at 11:45 pm central time.

I read the first volume about a year ago and really enjoyed it. I meant to  read the rest, but got distracted. Thanks for the reminder!

Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?!

Agreed on Maggie Makes Three—it's the perfect combination of funny and sweet. It's not the most mature of gags, but Homer's sperm dance makes me giggle just thinking about it.

Yeah, I love all three. I know Jedi gets a lot of flack, but I don't care. The throne room scene and the last battle make up for any flaws.

You can't have a lemon party without old Dick!

I loved it when it came out and I still love it.

Velvet Goldmine.