I used to really enjoy SportsCenter in the days of Keith Olbermann and Dan Patrick (and for that matter Rich Eisen and Stuart Scott). Granted, I was a teenage girl at the  time so making me giggle was like shooting fish in a barrel, but I usually laughed  out loud once per episode in those days.

with God-given ass?

with God-given ass?

Twenty dollars! But I wanted a peanut!

Twenty dollars! But I wanted a peanut!

YOU BETTER RUN, EGG!

YOU BETTER RUN, EGG!

Access to a prescription pad could be useful.

Access to a prescription pad could be useful.

What is this Moe's?

What is this Moe's?

Jesse went to Houston and drove back.

Jesse went to Houston and drove back.

And this Bar Association logo shouldn't be here, either.

And this Bar Association logo shouldn't be here, either.

For me the Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back games on the NES were fun, but at the same time, really damned frustrating. I beat Empire, but I don't think I ever beat Star Wars.

For me the Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back games on the NES were fun, but at the same time, really damned frustrating. I beat Empire, but I don't think I ever beat Star Wars.

According to the Bible, just about everything's a sin, technically we can't even go to the bathoom.

According to the Bible, just about everything's a sin, technically we can't even go to the bathoom.

@avclub-5d5d5e210ae1cd5cc074b291b5786495:disqus  I was more or less speaking metaphorically. I know I would definitely not want my home to be used as a meth lab even if it was done during a fumigation.