A) Same scenario. B) Basically the same climax. C) Just because people ripped off other people without credit in the past doesn't make it right. An inspired by is the very least they could have done.

Replied to the wrong comment. Disregard.

@avclub-3e3218bd33c9b0f06b2887aafce565df:disqus what are you talking about?

Let me be the first to ask: who keeps letting this limey hack behind a camera? If this movie has a ratio of more than 2 minutes of action vs 10 minutes of exposition my mind will be blown.

He certainly murdered his career. [slide whistle]

Errr…I was going to argue for Evil Dead 2 being better but now I'm not sure… I'll go with Evil Dead 2 for the possessed hand sequence but Army of Darkness delivers and then some (superior to Evil Dead in my opinion in basically every respect except for straight up horror). And as for the endings both are great but I…

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus , I have to agree. While I like the first evil dead alot and thought it had genuinely creepy moments, I enjoyed the direction they took the sequels much better. The premise is pulpy so why not make the material as pulpy as possible? Cue shotgun and chainsaw hand as…

The canceraids is strong with this one!

Wow, I haven't seen this much over-hyping since the last Girls review. However, at least we haven't been subjected to a naked Velma eating cake on toilet so I'm okay with it. Carry on.

"Just walk away and we will spare your lives. Just walk away."

Who doesn't like Drag Me To Hell? It was tits.

Ah, to be young again. To be fair to the Dark Sluggo Rises I also felt the urge to troll around these parts back in my earlier twenties, in the time of the unregistered commentators, back when I was a raging alcoholic.

I thought I was the only one who stumbled upon that movie, whilst high. If ever a movie needed a remake.

@avclub-57ea21d48dc6a2e17d2f472597762c3c:disqus , get a load of baby nuts up there. I'm a full grown man at the height of his powers. You'll know what I mean when you get to be my age. Enjoy it when it happens: it's a blast. How's that menial job and debt treating ya?

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

Marry me!

@avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus , gets all the likes. People who haven't tripped ain't even begun to live.

Where's Zodiac Motherfucker when you need him? What with these sissified comments?

Only one way to find out. [Muay Thai kicks @avclub-99b410aa504a6f67da128d333896ecd4:disqus  in the kneecap, grabs his teeth when he squeals, drags down the hallway by his teeth]. Holy shit it works!

It's called being all man broseph. You wouldn't understand.