[Googles 227, sees that it's a sitcom that was on from the year I was born until I was five. Shakes head sadly at @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus  for being so close to death]

Moon landing? You need to open your eyes fella. Let me recommend a little movie called Room 237.

Hey I can admit it had faults but say I enjoyed despite the flaws unlike some people when talking about some films…

It was a million times better than that thinly veiled gay porno 300.

WTF, what's happened to the AV club comment section? A whole thread and all we get is po-faced sentimental bullshit from @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus and earnest statements on Gorbachev the man sans the obvious Simpsons quotes? F—k that shit.

@boxofcottonswabs:disqus , I'm for the restribution of handjobs to the workers. I'm tired of the wealthy elite hoarding hjs.

I liked Prometheus enough as well. It was definitely a mixed bag with a poor, borderline risible script that never the less played with an interesting mythology. Plus the technical elements were flawless. Some of the best 3D in recent memory. Being an Alien franchise fanboy I was disappointed Ridley didn't give us…

So masturbating counts as a handjob now?

I'm going to continue go ahead and champion Mr. Ebert's argument in honour of him: videogames can't be art. Just like Snakes and Ladders or Chess can't be art. With the notable exception of the earth shattering tragedy that was Mrs. Pacman's demise. When she got caught be that hungry ghost….[sputters]… it really hit…

I still feel the Cohen's should have given Dashiell Hammitt at least a story credit for Miller's crossing. It's a direct rip-off of the Glass Key. Like exactly the same. Except for Jesus.

He wrote 127 episodes. The bulk of the series. Not exactly a light weight.

Barton Fink! Barton Fink!

Ummm…being a sentient a-hole sounds like the worst possible existence imaginable.

more like "machismo", Amirite?

[Takes massive hit from bong]

Yeah, the pedophile that wrote Kids and directed Gummo and Trash Humpers is sure to deliver a must-see gem.

You know what I love about you English…Octopussy.

Hey Mr. Sandler, I love cock and balls! ….oh wait….

Whacking Day was invented as an excuse to beat up O' Neal.

Oh @avclub-51beafc370abd4f00aa270ee3b626849:disqus  you blow hard!