You know what else ruined the miniseries? Stephen fucking King. Killer animal topiaries? Do another rail King you hack.

Let's make a new rule whenever you I'm in here and you hear this [starts typing on typewriter] you stay the fuck out.

I'll use my….shinning….to call willy.

Yes that was mind blowing. I loved this documentary because it was equal parts laughable (Kubrick airbrushing his face in the clouds? Fuck off) but also unearthed many interesting details I never noticed before. I find the idea that Kubrick used the background of the Native American genocide as a motif in the film…

@avclub-6adbe8b2ab3a52e619c526eff905468a:disqus ,

[Smashes open door with axe]
I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 minutes.

Archie Bunker's Place was da bomb!

Still in my 20s boy-os. Stand in awe of my virility.

As a Canadian I found the trailer quite moving. In Canada we have an annual holiday much like Guy Fawkes day where we burn the White House in effigy to celebrate the war of 1812 when the States invaded and we drove them out and burnt down the White House (well it was actually pink then). We were all like "Here's a…

You fuzzy socksucker!

You may have mistook that for a spelling error, in actuality it was a Joycian play on words. That's right: I just compared myself James Joyce.

No, Objectivism is about the lunatic ravings of a sociopath who wrote turgid prose that would make Stephanie Meyer vomit in disgust and inspired a generation of assholes who would sooner crush an infant's throat under their boot heel than let the government take one penny of their earnings to provide it with…

I believe if she were alive today Rand would still be cashing her social security cheques whilst wearing a tinfoil hat, pushing a shopping cart and yelling about how the "guv'ments" putting floride in the tap water.

what @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus  said, people who buy into this sh-t fall very low on my scale of things I respect, barely above child molesters and a smidgen below dung beetles….actually well below dung beetles.

So I said to Woody Allen, Camus can do but Sartre is smartra!

You know, I like his movies except for that nervous fellas whose always in them.

*pulls c-ck from pants, wiggles back and forth*

You're all right. [holds out olive branch]

Is a tuxedo tshirt still acceptable? I'm Canadian so when I go to funreals I wear a jean jacket and jeans, which is considered formal wear.

@avclub-3e9e0f1010418374c3dd9ccf3b0ed27c:disqus , a very good question. While the specific age of equus consent remains a contentious issue legally, an age old axiom suffices across every mammalian species: "If there's grass on the field, play ball."