"A diabetic having sugar or you drinking an overrated ale are quite different from an adult having sex with a child."

Throw another Russet on the barbie! Croikey.

As long as Rod and Todd aren't in there.

The words "im no defender of child porn" should never have an ellipsis after them, Broseph.

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She should make sure her brother, Gary, doesn't have any of her old stuff.

A Castillion is someone who is a fan of "that show which is not Firefly."

You should look for a funnier person to steal jokes from.

I've never understood the whole Jersey-is-shit thing either. I was born there and the area I am from, Monmouth County, was awesome. Tons of nature, nice beaches, and no crazy juiced-up "Jersey Shore" gorillas. Maybe things have gotten a lot worse in the 10 years since I've left, or maybe people are thinking of…

Adrian was actually her last name. "Yo" was her first name, short for Yolanda.

I agree that what Savage wrote was amazing. I also wonder what went so wrong in the childhood of people like Lobsters 1.

You'd think he'd have rollerskated all those Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos off.

I wish I hadn't missed this one when it was out in theatres. I'll probably wind up renting it, but I'm guessing it won't have the same oomph without the 3d.