What did Jared Harris ever do to you?

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Stockholm Syndrome by proxy?

"Oh, you. *giggle*" - Danny Trejo

I know, it's so Kafkaesque.

Yes. The vicious started immediately after Fallon literally stroked Trump off on The Tonight Show. Clever and brilliant soon followed.

Then good news! He's getting fat again.

That's actually a really good idea. Decorative, and won't gum up the lens.

Better than seeing you rub two out once.

In Charleston they'd give you top billing.

Next you'll be telling us Romeo and Juliet were wrong to kill themselves at 13.

Buddy, you're one good pachinko streak away from having your film rights sold to Uwe Boll.

Ben Carson is Bashir without the genetic engineering.

At least in his old age, Grand Nagus Zek was an imbecilic man-child whose decisions were all being made by a woman. Tell me that doesn't sound familiar.

He does have that expressionless, plasticky skin look.

And slightly less skeevy than the Trivago guy!

But not the elusive Forss Fagerström.

Sir, that's your Boweling Shirt.

Don't tell Bannon, but his last name is Rosenberg.

You're nuts if you think he's never fucked a painting of himself.