"Jack, eat a Snickers."

Aren't we all?

Universality be damned, they love The Simpsons for it's tale of the tragic hero Lyle Lanley.

Dig up his appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher. Or his speaking out against Joe Paterno's ouster.

I can't wait to see how Mad Men deals with Nixon taking the U.S. off the goldish tender.

Or Orlando Bloom. Any Elf, really.

Saying "weed" would be too easy, so, press tour exhaustion, maybe? Most of what he said was just a garbled, confusing version of the things he said on Fallon the day before. Plus clown noses.

Anyone with a gun

Once Sylvia Browne gets her talons in you she doesn't let go.

Once Sylvia Browne gets her talons in you she doesn't let go.

They say about 40 million tons of dust blow from the Sahara to the Amazon basin every year, providing most of the minerals that fuel the rain forest.

They say about 40 million tons of dust blow from the Sahara to the Amazon basin every year, providing most of the minerals that fuel the rain forest.

It's justifiable. He thought he was going for his wallet.

It's justifiable. He thought he was going for his wallet.

It was odd to see him go on about the popularity and fan support of his character. Apparently he doesn't understand the concept of IronE.

It was odd to see him go on about the popularity and fan support of his character. Apparently he doesn't understand the concept of IronE.

"Since we're down here, I might as well show you how to find the G-Spot."

"Since we're down here, I might as well show you how to find the G-Spot."

It's already in production. Elora is played by Karl Pilkington.

It's already in production. Elora is played by Karl Pilkington.