File this review under "the soft bigotry of low expectations."

They were wrong then and they're wrong now.

Paul wrote 13 epistles, of which Romans was the first.

What is calling someone a douche bag if not disrespect?

Its amazing how many shows this guy cycles through.

Still waiting for Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League.

"My backyard makes my frontyard look like an idiot."

So Cheers was off everyone's radar?

The Lego Movie not being nominated for a category that shouldn't exist doesn't bother me.

Except for last year when a movie about slaves won best picture and best director.

Alan Partridge, you mother!

Waiting for Alan Partridge…

Where's Penny Marshall?

Interesting. Hardly incredible.

Clarence Brown and Abel Ferrara?

I don't.

Sad for his death but he contributed to making Sportscenter as unwatchable as it it today.

You can tell the difference because Patton has the better figure.

I used to go to the New Beverly Cinema a lot back when Oswalt was going. I didn't know who he was at the time but I remember seeing his weird visage in that shabby cinema.

Not if one of them is a celebrity.