@avclub-f7ab113fb2bdb9d5674ef9ab826d7979:disqus  I find your statement more philosophically confounding than the film. Could you please produce this top ten list that contains way more than 10 movies?

Recently I ran through several of the SNL digital shorts on Hulu - there they are recorded when the show aired, so they are censored and include the studio audience response in the audio. I have to admit - when it comes to something like the Michael Bolton/Jack Sparrow video, I prefer that version to the video linked…

Recently I ran through several of the SNL digital shorts on Hulu - there they are recorded when the show aired, so they are censored and include the studio audience response in the audio. I have to admit - when it comes to something like the Michael Bolton/Jack Sparrow video, I prefer that version to the video linked…

"That's okay 'cause we could use the time. 'Cause I'm not that… strong a swimmer."

"That's okay 'cause we could use the time. 'Cause I'm not that… strong a swimmer."

We're all just a few Indigo Girls concerts away from becoming lesbians.

We're all just a few Indigo Girls concerts away from becoming lesbians.

A little surprised Cider House Rules is not listed - another good one would be Racing with the Moon from 1984 with Sean Penn, Elizabeth McGovern and Nicolas Cage.

A little surprised Cider House Rules is not listed - another good one would be Racing with the Moon from 1984 with Sean Penn, Elizabeth McGovern and Nicolas Cage.

Frozen Embryos were way better than 30 Seconds To Mars, even when Tino didn't show up.

Frozen Embryos were way better than 30 Seconds To Mars, even when Tino didn't show up.

and the Milk Carton Kids.

and the Milk Carton Kids.

"Sparkeling muscatel - one of the finest wines of Idaho!"

"Sparkeling muscatel - one of the finest wines of Idaho!"

and of course my favorite Muppet Show episode was when Steve Martin was the guest star. I don't think they ever had Jesus on, but I'm sure that would have been great too.

and of course my favorite Muppet Show episode was when Steve Martin was the guest star. I don't think they ever had Jesus on, but I'm sure that would have been great too.

So jaded and tired of elections at this point that the Leonard Cohen song I would have gone with is "Everybody Knows."

So jaded and tired of elections at this point that the Leonard Cohen song I would have gone with is "Everybody Knows."

They might just cry over the results again as well.