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Michael Bay for Star Wars director… he can't make it worse than anything else that has come out in the last 29 years… yes, I am aware that Return was 1984, but are YOU aware there were Ewoks in that film?

[Has alcohol fueled Semitic rant, the anti kind]

[Has alcohol fueled Semitic rant, the anti kind]

Should I be worried that Tactful liked Skyfall AND liked Juno… does… does that mean I am going to hate Skyfall?  I really hope the liking of Juno was due to a brain tumor and not something serious, like poor taste.

Should I be worried that Tactful liked Skyfall AND liked Juno… does… does that mean I am going to hate Skyfall?  I really hope the liking of Juno was due to a brain tumor and not something serious, like poor taste.

They look like a B cup, not impressed.

They look like a B cup, not impressed.

Am I the only one who, when faced with a kitten, instinctively looks around for a hammer?

Am I the only one who, when faced with a kitten, instinctively looks around for a hammer?

I am going to go ahead and disagree with you there.  If they were going for someone with boobs, they made a TERRIBLE casting decision.

I am going to go ahead and disagree with you there.  If they were going for someone with boobs, they made a TERRIBLE casting decision.

If only you were poor and black, we could take those away from you.

Um… Alec Baldwin in the Shadow… he knows things!

Um… Alec Baldwin in the Shadow… he knows things!

Doctor?  I thought he was JUST a dentist… or a dermotologist

Doctor?  I thought he was JUST a dentist… or a dermotologist

Matthew McConaughey litterally makes or breaks surfing movies…

Matthew McConaughey litterally makes or breaks surfing movies…

Well, when Obama used his time not doing his day job to ponder the Minaj/Carrey kerfuffle, I guess he must have taken the wrong side.

Well, when Obama used his time not doing his day job to ponder the Minaj/Carrey kerfuffle, I guess he must have taken the wrong side.