The more vaginas the better, I always say.

Rod Serling
Oh, what a character. I met him at a party at Ida Lupino's house when I first moved to LA. Quite a storyteller, and he could drink you under the table. In fact, I think he did just that to Bob Mitchum.

Rod Serling
Oh, what a character. I met him at a party at Ida Lupino's house when I first moved to LA. Quite a storyteller, and he could drink you under the table. In fact, I think he did just that to Bob Mitchum.

Jane Fonda
Oh … she's a great friend.

Jane Fonda
Oh … she's a great friend.

Hey Alison
Love your writing. Can I interest you in a development deal at Paramount?

Anyone else?
Anyone else remember when this script was a Nicole Kidman vehicle? That'h=s Hollywood for you!

Nah, but I sure did fuck her when I tricked her into quitting her job and becoming a consultant at Paramount Pictures. Guess we're all human, eh Pauline?

Hmmm…
Her album of Tom Waitt's covers was the painful thing I've heard since Pauline Kael's review of Mickey One.

Can I be in it? I'm trying to get out of the house.

"a bimbo, a shrew, and a princess-in-peril.."

Henry was my slave name.

Mormons have multiple wives, right?
Sounds good to me. I wonder if I still have Isabella Adjani's number in my rolodex. The one that got away …

Didn't need to. That's Polanski's bag.

Bristol Palin
Already done her.

Phhh … distributors.
Distributors can't even sell a HILARIOUS desert adventure with me and Dustin Hoffman! You've got to pound the pavement!

The fuck?

Oh yeah
This is definitely a 'me-type game changer'

Oh yeah
This is definitely a 'me-type game changer'

Oh yeah
This is definitely a 'me-type game changer'