I'll miss you!

Just because a human did it, doesn't make it worthwhile. That was silly talk. Most things aren't worthwhile and most of them where done by humans.

Is theft worthwhile because a human being is thieving? How about assault? Rape? Murder? Leaving only a half-inch of milk when I'm craving a White Russian?

Asinine. Uh-huh, so J.K. Rowling has no recourse when she comes across a story of Lucius skull-fucking Draco, or the giant squid getting sexual pleasure from sticking its tentatcles in the Hogwarts secret passages…
You know why it's easier to write your second example? BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE DID THE WORK FOR YOU! Your…

That's when I take them to the zoo and tell them to lean wayyyyyyyy over to get a better look at the gorillas. Then I run.

And when that turns into actresses like Emily VanCamp getting harassed on Twitter because she dares interfere with "Stucky," then I'm just about done with those people.
Legit creators should sue fan-fic authors until they bleed. Just because you think you can drive my car better than I can doesn't mean you have the…

The website Topless Robot used to pick one a week and fisk it. My favorite was the one where Lucius Malfoy drilled a hole in Draco's forehead and then had sex with the hole.
Fuck fan-fiction. The only reason to read it is to glean clues as to the author's identity so you know who not to let your kids date.

I'VE GOT IT!!!!!
Phil is the reason Tony and Cap get back together!
Tony calls Cap and says, "OK, I hate you and your motherkilling boyfriend, but Phil is alive and he wants to see you. Fury and Hill are setting it up. We're not telling Ross about it. Thor is in the loop too and he's told me he will 'crush thy eye…

I'm fully expecting Daredevil or Punisher or Jessica Jones to show up. Just not anyone from AoS.
And Hayley Atwell/Dominic Cooper are clearly welcome any time.

The explanation is there: The production schedules don't match. The ratings indicate not enough people would get even the most harmless cameo. AoS is a sinking ship. And the reverse is even easier. Unless they are contracted to do so or VERY well compensated, Evans and Downey and Ruffalo and those guys aren't showing…

I bet they can!

And then they went to tell their agents to double-check that their contracts didn't include mandatory AoS appearances…

The only way to do it is like how the Star Trek writers kept including Worf in the movies. "On leave from DS9 again, eh?"

Yeah, THAT would work. Seeing Jessica and Cap together would be amazing. She could ground him in "real world" problems and he'd eventually melt away some of her scarring. BUT, and I really do hate to make it about the guys, they'd need to find a way to resurrect Killian. His powers would stand toe-to-toe with any of…

It would be cheaper to pay Renner and Rudd in Miller Lite.

It may very well have started with that intention, but the show didn't deliver. And other than Clark Gregg and Ming-Na, no one is worth pulling into the MCU. Adrienne Palicki maybe got screwed (In retrospect, she should be glaring HARD at Emily VanCamp and saying, 'That should be me') but I just refuse to believe…

The loud one who is supposed to be cute until she's in a scene with Ming-Na, or Palicki, or Henstridge,… or Henry Simmons.

I'd say May works on her own. Most of the audience is like, "Who's the hot lady kicking ass?" while fans like me are popping actual boners in the theater.

They can do better than that. Most good death scenes last longer than 2 seconds.

Bill and Ted melvined him. Big scandal. Had to leave office.