Fool tried to play me.

OWNAGE IS A PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T GET A MORTGAGE!!!

You might catch yourself sliding in and out of an hallucinatory state. If you do, just relax and enjoy it.

I took my girlfriend to see 1984 in the theater. She walked out when they strapped the cage of rats to his head. I really wanted to see the ending but I followed her out. I still haven't seen the end of the movie. About a week later we were mugged on my birthday.

The average amount of time a person spends listening to the radio is less then ten minutes at a time. In that time the station has to manage to play a song that the listener recognizes and do a station identification if it hopes to build listener loyalty.

I would just like to thank you for mentioning Sledgehammer! as a classic TV show. That is the one show that my dad and I bonded over and watched religiously while everyone else in the family thought it was stupid.

Have you ever watched the extras? They have the Anakin auditions and Jake can't even remember the lines. Lucas decides that this is brilliant because he'll get something different every time and maybe something truly magical will happen. Then he goes back into producer "this is costing way too much money" mode and…

I was born with a sever milk allergy (I would stop breathing, had to be rushed to the ER a few times as a baby) and I can testify that honey nut cheerios with apple juice ain't bad. Better then that nasty ass powder milk we had anyway.

Have you tried acupuncture?

I saw this in grad school in Budapest during its theatrical run having never heard of Peter Jackson. By the time the cartoon blood splatters the title of the film (Brain Dead there) across the screen, I was completely sold.

Best all time skits are from Danger Doom's The Mouse and the Mask album. All done by the voice cast of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The skits are better then the music on that album.

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The gun and the Bible carved this nation out of the wilderness.

Minority Report was enjoyable but I couldn't get past the fact that they had tracked Tom Cruise via his retina scan all over the city and yet he was still able to use his eyes to enter not only his old police building but the most secure area within it.

Catching the snitch ends the game but at the Quidditch World Cup match in the beginning of Goblet of Fire, Viktor Krum catches the snitch but his team still loses despite the huge point bonus.

Gifts are different then unearned income won on a game show or from the lottery which are taxed at a higher rate then earned income. The current limit is $13,000 that can be gifted without having to pay taxes on it. The grandparents would have to sell the house to the kids for a dollar or something to avoid the taxes.

All of Me. Roxanne. Little Shop of Horrors. He was in the Muppet Movie for Chrissake. C'mon!

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You are too old to begin the training.