Hole, glory.

Never, ever, under any circumstances, be Sean Bean.

If you're going there, we can throw in Return to the Blue Lagoon.

Let's see: Dazed and Confused.  The Fifth Element, kinda.  Her part in Zoolander, if you're feeling charitable.

Her?

HOW DID IT GET EXPENDED?!!!

See it, fucker.

I once took a suppository for constipation.  It was so uncomfortable I couldn't keep it in until it melted.  I doubt opium suppositories would fare much better.

I grew up around trailer trash girls like that and she nailed it.  Trailer trash girls are great emasculators.

I dunno, the first half of With a Vengeance is far clever-er than Die Harder by a mile, in my humble FACT.

I'm a fucking idiot!  I'm a fucking idiot!

Freeway or GTFO

Gravity's Rainbow: good beach book?  Or best beach book ever?!

Me too only I hope not.

If you worked on the Supercollider, Pynchon's books would make you feel the same way.

So… coroners then?  Or is that a couple of Barksdale's boys working the crime scene?

Pronounced Pee-VAHN

Or Logjammin' and start making… what, porn I guess?

I was in a meeting with my so-called superior, which was a humiliating kick in the cock.

Thanks for taking the time off from the Hardy Party, Scraw-rty.