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Dirk Calloway
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It's like he's *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* YOU OLD HORNY SLUT!

I worked at CompUSA at the beginning of my IT career back in the 90's.  Quit after a year because they promised a $1 raise for every certification we got.  I got 4 certifications, hounded them for over half a year, and then when I finally gave them an ultimatum over it, they gave me the raise… for 1 cert.  They were a

How fucking young are you?

And the Unsullied.

I had anuthern.

Waaaaiiit a minute…

That was just the mustard bottle.  But it gave her an idea and then she farted.

@Dikachu:disqus I wish you hadn't.

They have arrived too late to play the Hannibal Eats Hearts show.

I bet making up monster stories was a regular occurrence among Night's Watch deserters.

Racist!  *GASP* What are you, a wizard??  A racist wizard?!

Geogaddy's too dark to be confused with Taylor Swift, even- no, ESPECIALLY when tripping.

I can't put anything past you, Prep Heche.  It's 98 Degrees!  ONLY ONE MORE WEEK EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't we all be chin-high to Brienne of Tarth?

This is now my most anticipated album of the year.

Until the juice runs down his hand.

You are the chosen one.

And they're usually right.

I think it just moved.

Rewatched Season 1 this weekend to remind myself of how great this show was right out of the gate and how sad life is now for many reasons including this.