ConDENscend.  The mispronunciation is the best part.

The Times of Harvey Milk… ON COCK?

Aww, that reminded me of the Maxx.

Everything to do with Justin Theroux in that movie was excellent.  Like you said, pity it wasn't all just him ineptly torturing Zooey.

This is some great gear, mate.

"Hey, you're not one of those silly men dressed up as a Gorilla, are you?"
"No, baby, I'm all gorilla"
*peels off*

Damn, are they exquisite!

This still doesn't beat the scariest thing I've ever seen:  Lazlo Hollyfeld in his pajamas.

I can but not right now.

And now you need a Hustle solution?

He was busy filming Jack Reacheround.

I think he means can as in "ass", as in "Justin Bieber ass kiss my pasty white ass" but I don't know why he'd say that because it doesn't make any sense.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.  The only thing ironic about HipsterDBag is his username.

He said I was slow… He said I was slow!!!

I'm glad I watched that at home because I just laughed way out loud like an asshole.

Sick burn.  I needed to be put in my place after my vicious personal attack on no one.

Some dude points out O'Neal's mistake, gets 6 likes.
O'Neal says oops, gets 31 likes.
The Onion should put O'Neal in charge of their Twitter feed.

Return to Gorm!

There's 10 year olds wandering around in here? 
…
I gotta go.

And remember, Scott, wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.