Nah, Wizard and Glass is good.  But definitely stop after that.

Not even close.  Finnegan's Wake makes Infinite Jest look like Highlights for Kids, in terms of readability.

I hate reference humor.

Hot milk!  Mmmm tweak my nipple!

Followed shortly by my win for "Best Pantsless Performance".

Everytime I miss a Simpsons quote, I feel a little more like a loser on these boards and a little less like one in the real world.

"Excellently writing" Looks like you might have gotten a little of that word vomit on you.

No because then you'll realize that not much of anything actually took place.

Thanks, Perd.

Lucky you.  IJ, I mean.  I'm currently reading A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again (yes, the collection, but I'm also currently on the title essay) and after that I'm moving on to a giant H.P. Lovecraft collection, of whom I have never read.

What are you talking about, better ending?  What could be better than the devil seeing the destruction he hath wrought, saying "ok bai" and flying off into the sky?

So is everything!!!

They say he can't be killed.  They say he drinks blood.

NOWWHATTAYOUTHINK?!!!

Me too. That and 'Harden My Heart' and 'Turn Me Loose'.

Yes, but how do you feel about 'Jane'?

Ooooooh right.

Larry David was definitely one of my favorite Woody surrogates.

Terri Hatcher's boobies.  They were real and they were not spectacular.

I'm one of the only people who saw That's My Boy (because my roommate will download and watch literally anything) and thought it wasn't that bad as far as shitty Adam Sandler movies go.  I laughed quite a bit.  Though I will conceed that it is still a terrible movie.