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Dirk Calloway
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One of my favorite childhood memories: sitting next to my mother in the theater when Keaton shouts this line and laughing my ass off while my mother recoils in horror at the f-bomb being dropped in a PG movie.  Priceless.

In fact, I was.  I can't get a consensus on how similar it is to the last album.  Of course, I could just listen to it but I figured a little help might save me some time.

I might have but now I won't.

I didn't much care for Gorilla Manor.  Will I care for this?

If this book turns out like O'Neal's description, I will definitely watch the movie adaptation.

DING DING DING DING DING

"This is why you rent your girlfriend."

No one wins!

The law of averages suggests he's bound to assault someone who will respond with lethal force any day now.  Any day now.  We'll wait.

It's forgotten for good reason.

He's also the fat kid in What Do Kids Know?  from Magnolia.

Because he's a big good looking pizaaano.

Well, it is.

Soooooooooo stoked.

Soooooooooo stoked.

Drag them out of their parent's basement and out into the sunshine where they will turn to stone?

Batman and Robin

Dexter Beyond.

Dexter Beyond.

Dexter Beyond.