I am also a girl! I love Arrested Development and Freaks and Geeks, but I am not very interested in purses.

…yeah.

Every time I listen to Heavenly I find myself wandering around humming "Hearts and Crosses" in a cheerful manner, and then I have to cleanse my musical palate with something that's not about rape.

Superjesus reminds me of Mr. Pants — another band stretching too far for humorous components.

I'm with you, phel.

Speaking from my vantage point surrounded by stacks of freshman essays, B- is a good fallback grade. It says, "I don't want you to cry about your grade, but this isn't really all that great."

That was on MST3K! The characters in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders watch it, and laugh delightedly as though it is wholesome and hilarious.

Woo! Number Munchers! Word Munchers was also good.

I read it, Byron. And "And then after, when you're lying in bed, it's impossible to argue against the possibility that robots will come back in time to kill you for what you're going to do in the future" made me giggle out loud.

Often Posts, you fear that a large box of men's adventure novels will come into your home and find a woman in your bathroom closet? I mean, I guess I fear that too sometimes.

I had lunch with Dave Eggers once.

What We Need Around Here Is Some Humidity
All Humidity Must Be Destroyed!

The story you're about to see is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real.

No, no, Speaking English and G-money are right. Pants de Leon gets runner-up.

"Rick James" also, which I found pleasurably scandalous as a ninth-grader (not the porn stuff but the mocking of Jesus freaks) and still quite like.

I used to be desperately in love with "Strange Fire," and I still like the Indigo Girls despite my hipster tendencies and the fact that I eventually decided I wasn't a lesbian.

I wonder if it's cliche or undiscerning of me to love "Chicago" the mostest, to the point where every time I hear it I think my chest is about to explode.

Everyone's favorite should be "Standing Outside the Fire." I don't care how Hallmarky the lyrics are, that's a fine song.

Where Roxy Music is concerned, I go for "Mother of Pearl," which I've had on a loop recently.

Depending on my mood: either "New England" or "Una Fuerza Alla". Dum de dum de dum dum a dum day!