And "Swear on me mom" just sounds wrong.

But they're never meanin no harm.

That's not their name.

I know, I know. Its serious.

I would think a dildoist would be more of a person skilled in the art of using a dildo. Like a violinist or pianist.

Eats who?
*smiles in my special way*

Actually didn't know what the LLAP tag was. I am dumb. But now I'm dumb and sad.

I had one for a while in elementary school. I traded a fake pencil for it (it was solid and would win any pencil fight). Then I had to give it back because the other kid got in trouble for trading it but they threw away my fake pencil because they considered playing pencils gambling or something.

You guys are totally putting me off my Paleo diet…

I generally just leave copies of Fangoria lying around to freak out my kids.

And has nostalgia appeal for old audiences. My mom will pretty much see any movie he's in, mostly, I assume, based on fond memories of Bull Durham and Dances With Wolves.

unless you make use of the tauntaun peripheral

the sound of my heart

Truly a Sorceror of sound has died. Who will lift his Goblin's Club?

And it was LIVE! That kills me. I'm sure the whole thing wasn't actually composed spontaneously on the spot, but I prefer to think it was.

That sandwich makes this set an instant purchase. Its assembled. So you can stack it as high as you want. And then add lasers to it. Because why not?

Bite your tongue. Death Blossom was awesome to the target audience (me in the day and now my 8 year old son).

You can write dialog, just not scream. I have no hands and I must type?

Basing it on an LA theatrical release seems stupid for foreign films. Surely we've already had a situation where a good foreign film got a VOD release after opening in foreign countries but before opening stateside. Or is VOD only now becoming a common enough income stream that this is happening? Either way seems a…

I think that was the plot of the Dark Water manga.