I have a skin rash and drink Tang. Where's my book?

Wow, 'showily' is really a word. But all the same, fuck Webster's, that is just some ugly English.

Well, poli-sci professors usually are - geo-political this, socio-economic that. The economists, however, are uproarious.

I tend to get drunk and make out with my cat, but it doesn't seem to impress anyone, other than the cat itself, who says I have a tongue like an eel.

Maybe it's not gay, but does it count as mating outside your species?

Meh, I never wear pants anyways. Would taking off my diaper be just as good a precursor to the aural sex mentioned?

That Benigni version looks like it was pretty gritty, as it seems to have Ron Jeremy in the role of the ringleader.

I don't know, fetishists are, by definition, pretty consistent in their likes.

Great call. I think Totoro is the best one for kids, and does seem to be aimed at them in so far as it's very much seen through their perspective. Still haven't seen Ponyo yet, and I'm happy to see it get praised here. Howl's Moving Castle was still fun, but it seemed like Miyazaki's ability to plot an intelligible…

The fabulous furry freak brothers do the voice over?

Given the general theme, you could at least fake some interest.