Tyrod scored 3 TDs, gained almost 300 yards and only 1 pick. Rob Ryan gets to wear this loss, especially with the defense wilting in the 4th quarter.

Tyrod Taylor Stats (v. Jets)
18-30
297 YD
3 TD
1 INT

Bills scored 31 points. That seems respectable. EDIT: Yes 7 of those points were from a return off a fumble, so 24 points from offense.

Why didn't Sam make Max clean up every scrap of trash after her unsanctioned party?

He's not black like Barry White, no he's white like Frank Black is.

-Thurston Moore & Lee Ranaldo

I'm pretty sure that Prince thought a woman's body was a wonderland.

Along those same lines, a friend of mine bought a white album with just the phrase "The Beatles" printed on it thinking it was some sort of greatest hits album. The only hit we recognized was "Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da" (we were kids at the time).

Sepia-toned still pictures.

Dog Eat Dog director? What about The Canyons?

Rex Ryan had his stomach band removed. The Twinkies are flying off the shelf! Advantage: Bills.

"Can it. Here comes Clarabelle."

The appropriate term is jazz cigarettes.

Does she say, "How much y'all give me if I slamdunk this thing in the trash can?"?

- Robert Loggia

or making flippy floppy.

Emperor Pompatus?

Bad Moore Rising

50 Shades of Grey 2: Fuck or Walk

Glengarry Glenn Ross did have a pair of brass balls.