*B-Real will only be performing at the Colorado and Washington state shows.

No Country For Dirty Old Men

One is an addictive, additive-laden product cut with baby powder to maximize profit and the other is cocaine.

Filet-O-Fish sandwich writhes on floor, gasping for air

How do they get away with burying the fact that Slick Rick is playing this show?

Just like that Lennon/McCartney tune, 'Something'.

defy the logic of all sexx laws?

It's the new cruelty.

50 Amazing Habits of New Yorkers: #17 Will Shock You!

Swiss Army (Jack)man

It'll change your life. I swear.

The Bible

I only have 2 pair. A pair of Aces and another pair of Aces.

There's nothing more American than a video camera trained on a simpleton, slowly trying to decide which useless piece of shit to purchase.

That's why I don't understand violent protest against Trump at this stage while he is just a candidate. If you don't want him to have any power in January, register to vote, show up to the voting station on the appropriate day and time and enter in your favorite non-Trump candidate.

"Hodor! Hodor has a face, and you must make a friend of Hodor. Hodor
and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are
enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies."

It was that one tablet of 5 commandments that Mel Brooks dropped.

It's a setup. Neil Young wants to re-do "Let's Impeach The President" in a few years.

Alice drops her teacup, breaks it and notices the word "KOBAYASHI" on the bottom.

How is the TADI (Tits and Dragons Index) not part of the weekly summary?
EDIT: The International System of Units entry for TADI is the McShane.