I guess there's just a meanness in this world.

Brown Bear #1: "…and you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Jellystone Park?"

"…but García’s dialogue sometimes takes on strangely contemporary
qualities (“Talk to him about something he’s interested in,” Jesus
advises the father about his distant son)."

Rolling Stone, in re-writing record reviews, obviously refuses to let forever be.

For all of Internet posterity, the author of this article originally referred to A.A. Dowd as A.A. Down.

There's also a 311 joke to be made.

Joseph Heller was Slayer all along!

You knew Paulie was just waiting for a chance to punch Christopher.

Never go with a jug maker to a second location.

Ron Perlman

Especially if it's the last picture show of the day.

Are you talking about Chinamen?

It says, "definitely not Orthodox".

Ask Larry David's mother.

I've got my sturdy wrists.

he's Alien Jesus.

Kurosawas Former AD.

I hope they cover Paul McCartney writing Sussudio.

Captor Sanddragoneer?

Can someone explain to me why the elderly sit around McDonald's when they have, in all likelihood, much less time to accomplish anything else in their lives? I would think they'd be hustling around trying to get shit done before they croak.