The AV Club
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that…

[andre rison waits for left eye's call]

kerplunk

"Let's see Rabin's D-"
"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark."

down on the peat where the raisins shine

Eve's limp disappears as she walks to her car.

Rosamund Pike.

Not AVClub
I've never really gotten into tentacle porn.

No Trans. No Everybody's Rockin'.

Terriers? The Vikings?

The Fountainhead

por goofiar…

Yes - a must for any movie soundtrack.

or The Rummager Countess?

Oh baby drive away
In your Chevy Malibu

Matt Sweat.

CUT MY CREDIT CARD INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Expressway To Yr Briefs

user/comment synergy

I certainly hope he recognizes Vincent Gallo as one of the great directors of our time.