In Soviet Russia, a window throws a brick through you!

1. Go to Hell, Michigan
2. Die

I thought the 2004-2010 gap was due to Pollard being pissed off at how successful Franz Ferdinand were. He joked about FF at first and then seemed to get upset about them as time went on. For what it's worth, FF considered GBV to be a strong influence.

Counterpoint: Tommy Wiseau

He should get Emmy award winning sound editor Kira Roessler to work on his show.

It's not my imagination…
I'VE GOT A GUN ON MY BACK !!!!

That King Crimson album has been available for decades.

You suck, McBain!

The AV Club
…little more than a brothel and some farmers.

Samoan Dream

Black Sabbath didn't have a gorgeous 6'+ interpretive dancing chick with an aversion to clothes. Advantage: Hawkwind. Also, Lemmy.

You might need more than a little patience.

Oh come on nobody wants that.

He's going to be the son of Bria Tharen and Han.

I'd like to meet his tailor.

America became a superpower by having plentiful natural resources and being isolated from the Western and Eastern world by two oceans. Also, the Puritan work ethic. And tenacity. And gumption.

Chad Henne's brother.

He should be glad they let him play the drooms.

…in slow motion.

He's not that pretty at all.