Little does he know that I trademarked the phrase "junkie Cosmonaut".

Queen of Diamonds?

Or some movie about spanning time..

2 Th2ngs 2 H2te 2bout 2: The 2-ening

Laurentians?

They're too busy buying gauss.

There's no way Carrie Fisher was tripping balls when she sang that Christmas Special tune. The sparse lighting made her pupils dilated.

These plants come from Donnie's seeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!

They don't care
They love it

[turns off Radio Shack Fuzzbuster]

I won't downvote you if you can provide a GIF of the aforementioned scene with automotive copulation. Shucks, I won't downvote you, but yeah if you can find that GIF…

[Inflates tires to manufacturer-recommended pressure]

This sounds like the period of his between Security and So a la "Walk Through The Fire" - another tune that wouldn't have fit on either album. Maybe a little too poppy.

I can't believe that Eno produced this. He realized it was perfect as-is with little Enossification.

*INSERT SHAMPOO REFERENCE HERE*

"Coming Soon"

WIDE RIGHT!

Don't you point that knife at me!

I don't know how old I was
But it was a '65 pickup
I was lying on the ground
With flat iron bars over my head
And over my head the hot wire was sparking
I got something down on my chest
And it began to bubble

"Queen Bitch"