In other news, Ben Affleck is cast in "Overdrive".

"You're on two per cent, two and a half, maybe even three. Depends on the usual bumflufferies. It's not about the money with you and me is it, Gal? It's the charge, it's the bolt, it's the buzz, it's the sheer fuck off-ness of it all. Am I right?"

This list is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start.

Medvedev.

"LEFT HUNNGRUUUUUEYYY-EEEEE AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Chris Cornell

Why would anyone leave Ontario to live in upstate New York?

Fart of the Sunrise

How do you sleep?

That contract: they knew how to milk it.

The Franco Whisperer with James Franco

KFBR392

Gisele-ig.

Also JT Walsh, RIP.

Jeff is her father, right?

NO RECESS

McCartney singing "I got my diddly spayed!" would be worth the price of admission.

Frantic.

One of the scenes should've been Ben Gazzara pointing a knife at him.

One Directioners should try…

"No, you little fucks! They're next door!"