They're too busy tipping off Hezbollah to Al-Qaeda's assassination plans.

Grodin!

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine!

Chipotle: Gravity Always Wins.

Stephanie, is that you?

I could only make it through the first 17 seconds of this song.

I.U2.D.

Ewan McGregor fronted this band doing Stooges covers, right?

You beat me to it. Damn.

You wanna piece of my "Hart"?

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You guys wanna play some football?

The ending would've been better if you found out Hawke worked for the Russian Mafia and snuffed out Denzel himself.

SPOILER: He did it.

Who loves the wind
Who cares that it makes breezes
Who cares what it does
Since you broke my heart?

Help me in my weakness
Cause I'm falling out of grace
Yeezus
Yeezus

The Bills should've won that first Super Bowl they were in.

Kim Deal's backing vocals are high pitched, but not that high pitched!

Those were just rumors.

I'm digging for fire.