Demeter Demurred.

Rodoh.

What about the iteration with Kira Roessler?

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They also wore eyeliner, evidently.

Jack VanDerImpe.

It was Hank Azaria who did that, not Christopher McDonald.

Primo Carnera.

I specifically clicked to find the a7x comment. I was not disappointed.

Hard Drives.

Even Mickey Rourke thinks Mickey Rourke is an asshole, but I challenge Fishburne not to shed a tear while watching "The Wrestler".

I'm some sort of pagan idolatry!

Or "The Draize Train".

Broyls. Like a cross between Brodie and Croyle. No wonder he left KC.

Unique New Wiig. Unique New Wiig.

Your face is OK
But your purse is too tight

Flippity-floppity.

* Close-up of Charles Bronson playing harmonica *

Lucky Lisp?

Look up how much of the US, Canada and Australia is still owned by British royal families and corporations.