Yo mama: Woman, thou art loosed.

Why deny the obvious bicycle?
[DRUMS]

Is Puddy associated with any of the NJ Devils promos during the game? The Devils organization should've capitalized on this by now.

Bills fans. How do you make it to 4 and not catch enough luck to eke out a win in 1, especially in '91?

22 percent, is "white dudes over 50."

I gotta have some of your attention
Give it to me!

It's cheap, I got a good price for
  you, Mayor Koch, "How I'm doing,"
  chocolate-egg-cream-drinking, bagel
  and lox, B'nai B'rith asshole.

*Kermit faps while Miss Piggy presses breast against prison glass*

It's a fake. It's too intelligible and not out-of-tune enough.

Pitchfork Review of Thao Nguyen Review of Random 12-Year Old Review: 9.5

FAILED WHITE GIRL HARDCORE RAPS:
Nina Gordon
Gwyneth Paltrow

Turtle?

My 'Oregon Trail' pilot has died of dysentery!

*dances with Juliette Lewis in GAP clothes*

Now my heart is full.

Please, please me whoa yeah like I please … AH SOD IT ALL!

He's talking about days on Venus.

I read that as "Butterball has feelings for Nas".

I assure you the best selling toy of 2015 is QUITE operational!

Supernaut!