That was too easy.

"Just because God says so, doesn't mean you should really follow it."
You might be missing the idea of the whole Judaism thing.

"You need to speak louder, Sheltie. The old lady down the hall didn't hear you!"

*some terrible joke about Zambonis*

Suppository?

Suppository?

Blue vase! Green vase! My office! Now!

Boson.
*transmits radiation*

Cross-Eyed Maria (Bamford)

First guy on the left? Danny McBride with a haircut.

American Tabloid
stay away from me
American Tabloid
Mama let me be

You'd know this if you already subscribed to Comcast. Dish users have to wait for snark.

The video should be Joe Flacco dancing like a nerd.

I guess I'll have to throw out my copy of Air Raid for the 2600.

"Brian Williams, NBC News".

So tell me how long before the last one?

They like to do whatever Common people do.

INSERT 'GUMMO' REFERENCE HERE

No Child Left Behind. Thanks Obama!

No. It's when he plays in the Winter Classic.