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I would like to facepunch most of the people in that clip above.

I would like to facepunch most of the people in that clip above.

GIMMEFUL GIMMEFAH GIMMEDAHWICHIDIZIAH!

GIMMEFUL GIMMEFAH GIMMEDAHWICHIDIZIAH!

I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face!

I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face!

I'm amazed Chase could direct this with all of the winking he was doing.

I'm amazed Chase could direct this with all of the winking he was doing.

He should've cast Robert Iler as the son.

He should've cast Robert Iler as the son.

That's because he has so many pictures under his sub-species.

That's because he has so many pictures under his sub-species.

Heavyset actresses make me Zero Dark Kirstie.

Heavyset actresses make me Zero Dark Kirstie.

Counterpoint: John Lydon. Also Peter Gabriel.

Counterpoint: John Lydon. Also Peter Gabriel.

Catherine O'Hara International Airport is in Toronto.

Catherine O'Hara International Airport is in Toronto.

Funkily, I had a dream about Jody Whatley last night.