"Did you ever see the t-shirt that says "I support single moms!" and shows a stripper on a pole? That's what this show needs."

Alison?

Alison?

BY THE TIME I GET TO XANADU!

BY THE TIME I GET TO XANADU!

Vidal Sassoon?

Vidal Sassoon?

more like a black celebration.

more like a black celebration.

David Cross is starring in this, then.

David Cross is starring in this, then.

"You two suck. At peddling meth. Period."

"You two suck. At peddling meth. Period."

From Paul Ryan's standpoint, RATM was most confrontational during the Clinton presidency and pretty quiet during Bush II. Maybe all of that Marxism was ironic.

From Paul Ryan's standpoint, RATM was most confrontational during the Clinton presidency and pretty quiet during Bush II. Maybe all of that Marxism was ironic.

.model tiny
.code
org 100h
main proc      
mov ah,9                       
mov dx,offset programs  
int 21h                       
retn                             
programs db 'Greetings, programs!$'
main endp
end main

.model tiny
.code
org 100h
main proc      
mov ah,9                       
mov dx,offset programs  
int 21h                       
retn                             
programs db 'Greetings, programs!$'
main endp
end main

1. Shoots self in thigh
2. Rejoins the Steelers
3. ?
4. Profit!!!!

1. Shoots self in thigh
2. Rejoins the Steelers
3. ?
4. Profit!!!!

With a score by '80s Neil Young.