"Amy good gorilla. Amy pretty."

Let's not get crazy here. He's no pizza-themed cover band.

So, hypothetically speaking, for a friend, what sort of symptoms should I describe to get the good social theory?

He can deliver some acerbicity that the other hosts are lacking; his "Closer Look" segment reminds me of the best bits of the Daily Show (and he doesn't mug nearly as much as John Oliver).

Kingpin ?

They're real, and they're spectacular.

Or they're attached to their names/identities. (It's not like somebody could be born in the distant year of 1988 or anything).

In your head, will the presidential election be decided by a race?

Well played.

You should live your life as if it *were* a Jack Kirby comic,though.

Peter Thiel has said he spent roughly ten million, not a hundred million, on lawsuits against Gawker. (And it's believed he'll be due for a cut of the 150 million dollar judgment, so he may even make a profit on the deal).

In real life, Happy Endings get cancelled.

Also, keep an eye out for Van Wilder 2: Freshman Year. You don't want to inadvertently start that one streaming…

Like, the baby is chewing its way out?

How do you style your mullet without hair pins?

So you're saying Tony Stark may get a new Hulkbuster soon, this time in more edible form?

NO INCEST!

I expected at least the scenes of her past life on Earth to be sharper satire and meaner — think Difficult People or Karen Walker from Will & Grace. Mean girl cutdowns and selfish behavior should be rife with comedic potential, but somehow those scenes felt as bland as the rest of the show.

Happy birthday!

I've definitely had attending church services recommended as a way to go out there and meet someone.