For a low budget urban fantasy television series from Toronto, it's right up there.

It's like you never even learned the lesson of Scrubs season 1, "My Mentor."

But it would be so futile! So thrilling, and so futile!

'White Powder,' on the other hand, that might stir up some interest in the board room.

Surely that's in some weekly what's on tonight.

Boo will berry you in an unmarked grave.

You can order two things.

I want to go fight wolves.

Bruce Campbell was just too early in Jack of All Trades

Just as long as Shitagi Nashi is around to help Booster out.

I'm glad you like your wife and kid. But what about the fast food?

When I first had it, I was in love and thought I'd be eating it all the time, but then I discovered it's not on the all-day breakfast menu. *Whew* my morning laziness has saved me again!

How about the second fattest housewife in Westport?

Trust in Campbell's for all your tomato needs.

You think it's a fair assumption that all men are motivated by sexual desire over all else? What a silly (and yet offensive) belief.

I can't, but Harrison Ford can …

Colbert's oldest son is a big Bush-head?

… are you a little pony?

Does this mean the AV Club comments will soon be filled with taco trucks?

He was more than one thing!