But I'm not!

It may be an option (like showing images) that the AV Club disables.

She's a plucky orphan! NBC will love covering her during the Olympics.

Is there anything that stops a tobogganer from drinking all the way down (wearing the beer on their head, of course, and drinking through a straw)?

Don't be such a joker.

Hate crime law (particularly when it's part of the sentencing enhancement) makes perfect sense in the context of the deterrence theory of criminal prosecution. If it's established that someone was committing a crime to send a signal to the protected class, then adding in extra punishment should act as extra deterrence.

Terminal endearment is not to be taken lightly!

What's with all the Halsey hate? I've been enjoying her music lately

I loved it. It did seem like an update of Natural Born Killers, with slightly more ambiguity; but the visuals and the score work together amazingly well.

Whereas I hated the first one but was slightly positive on the second.

Tank Girl 2: The Great Flood?

… I think I'll avoid eating your beef stroganoff.

But what if the people who see it think you're in mourning, and send flowers and cards? Or bring around casseroles? I'm sure it'd just be awkward all around.

But you hate animals, right?

I can cook it if I want to!

Never undervalue the innate feeling of superiority when the very, very, very rich movie star appears in a movie that gets something in your field of study very, very, very wrong.

This year will finally be the year of Penny!

Subtlety and the AV Club — it can be two very distinct things.

It's just a sign o' the times.

control yourself, wo!