It can be more than two commenters!

If you're with friends and somebody asks (despite knowing you're vegetarian) "We're getting a pizza. Who wants meat lovers and who wants meat with benefits?" you're being ignored. Asking "Suggestions for pizza? Vote now. OK, that's 5 meat lovers, 6 meat with benefits, and 1 tofu with bean sprouts, so everybody get…

Here I hoped it was an Ensign Wesley Crusher situation.

"I know as little about Star Trek as Wookieepedia knows about Star Wars"

Why does Picard drink a cuppa Earl Grey, then, and not a bottle of Beaujolais?

Well, they decided to do it. Hard to say if they actually ignored his opinion (probably not, given that they asked).

Where squirrel? Must kill moose and squirrel.

I'm not your friend, madam.

*retreats to a happy place*

I fear that play may start out like Romeo & Juliet, but end up a tragedy.

I think Spanglish also worked really well.

If I had known it was going to be that kind of party, I would have brought something more colorful than these mashed potatoes.

You, seem to, be, suggesting that, punctuation, can, be unnecessary.

I don't think biting should be allowed near any mustache rides!

In the Infinite Crisis comic books, Alexander Luthor Jr (son of Lex Luthor and Lois Lane from Earth 3) organizes the Society of Super-Villains but doesn't invite Joker to join for similar reasons. This comes back to cost him ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wi… )

Arby's.

It takes a lot more than cinnamon-buns to be a wookiee!

I would, given the right context.

M-m-martha Wayne, is that you?

That's not violence …