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Blonde suited her surprisingly well.

We will feel a great disturbance in the force, as if dozens of us suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

I don't care. Maybe it's predictable, maybe it's been done before, but lightsaber sounds make any sword fight better.

It's missing Duel. Somewhere near the top.

On paper, yes, but he'll never change in our hearts.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Paste Pot Pete!

No; the heaviest possible sentence would have been 14 years. Sentence recommendations came from a probation officer , not the parole board, and included "moderate jail time."

A hamburger designed to torment asexual Jughead.

That was the hilarious part of season 1, too; kill random lackeys ,but make the evil men in his father's book just pay a huge, involuntary fine.

Well, Mr. Greene, have the lambs stopped screaming?

And that's no moon!

Upvoted for username/comment synergy.

Good luck!

Wait, your right eye? Her left eye? Sounds like you and @disqus_xcfsoG65on:disqus should get in touch …

Particularly their children!

un bolero

How could a truck possibly be cooler?

Look, who's giving the report? You chowderheads … or HIM?!

There aren't that many Kryptonians. Why wouldn't they recognize their cousin?