500 Days of Autumn?

That's because everybody's an idiot!

Oh, no you didn't just bring in Dick Tracy.

Look, there's already
Deadpool/Green Lantern.
Captain America/Human Torch (II)
Daredevil/Batman

This talk of one-note comedians made me go to YouTube to watch old Rodney Dangerfield bits … now there's a comic who got a lot of mileage out of the same basic beats.

*cough*Superman Returns*cough*

I don't mind mano-a-man punching contests, if they're meaningful; the trouble with DC and Marvel is that authors are horrible at sticking to precedent or keeping track of characters' abilities, and there will be no real world consequence.

Which ones are you thinking of? High profile ones include Siri, Cortana, Watson, whatever Google's name is (Google Now? OK Google?) … there's probably a bias, but it's not universal, and it's a small set.

But is she better than Jewel?

Stage a fight on a cliff and conveniently he tips over and falls to his death, but nobody can prove Batman did it?

That pale Englishman?

Justice is blind, and we know he has a type.

It's an unusual mallardy for him to come down with, though.

I'm just now getting this.

no, that's not why they were making fun of you.

Is it enough to just wrap it around our skull, or do we have to do the whole body?

#noitwasgood

#sarcasm ?

Because he was never all that great.

His romantic abnormality must be hidden at all costs!