How many times does Rick have to say "Morty" ? Each and every sentence?
That got annoying really fast

Jesus built my Hot Rod,
so the show is going to be about "Grease Monkey Jesus"?

NOOOOORRRRMAAAALLLLSS!!!!

Who's got that 10 1/2 again?

YEAH BITCH! OFFSPRING!

Remember when he tried to kill himself by crashing his car into a tree, a wall, and a house? What a loser

Welcome to the jungle @disqus_J4lzWrYhsD:disqus

You forgot to mention Bert and Ernie, so your argument is invalid

All comments in this thread should be "flagged"

I think my station aired the wrong episode. I didn't reconnize the reigning champ;
This was not the Final Jeopardy I got, nor was it the Final Jeopardy I deserved.

Fuck Rick, his policies suck

I'm at work.
I wouldn't say that I'm "working"

Does Regan still win the 1980 election?

My problem with Iron Man 3 is that it had too much Tony in it
Not in the suit Tony. On the road Tony. Again , not in the suit Tony. Brooding Tony. Nope, not in the suit again Tony.
Secret agent Tony (ok this part was cool)
Tony, blow up all the suits Tony. Remote control suit Tony
In conclusion , hardly in the suit…

PHRASING!

What's in your wallet bitch?

Actually he is coming back soon for the "Jeopardy Battle of the Decades" tournament. Fun times.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600 would kick this game's ass!

There was talk back during his reign that there would have been a lot more Ken Jennings streaks if Jeopardy never had the 5 day champ restriction and that he was only the first contestant to capitialize on the rule change.

You know what I really miss?