The Freddy Krueger part was brilliant.  I especially liked the way they turned his name into a verb:  "He's Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams!"

I think they've taken the Mark/Sarah thing about as far as they can go.  Everytime he opens his mouth he reminds her that he has no clue about what it's like to have adult responsibilities.

Okay, what exactly was it that Alex said that tipped Phil off about Haley not being a virgin?  It slipped by so fast I didn't catch it. 

Maybe I'm the odd one out here, but I was a little disturbed at how Jasmine was able to go from being on the verge of moving in with Dr. Joe to pledging her love for Crosby and asking him to marry her in less than 24 hours.  I get that she's had second thoughts about the breakup ever since its happened, but that…

The labor-room exchange between Julia and Zoe seemed awkward to me:

Did anyone else get the idea that he went in there with the intention of explaining to her how they just couldn't afford it, and then when he saw her, he changed his mind?  I noticed that as he was hugging Haddie he had this "oh shit, what did I just do?" expression on his face.

They really need to show at least one session where Crosby is actually good at his job, instead of being distracted and half-assed about every artist

I thought she was going for more of a Drew Carey look (pre-"Price is right" freakish skinniness.) 

I can't speak for anyone else but when I was in the military I used 24 hour time when discussing military things with military people (IOW "The mess hall is open from 1700 to 1900." "First call is at 0530." "Draw weapons at 1530" etc.)

SAMCRO is up North.  Once you get South of the bay area it's all Mayan territory. 

At first I thought "baby carrots" too but then I realized it was probably Cheetos.  First of all, who has that many baby carrots in their refrigerator? Second, Cheetos and jam sounds exactly like something a 10-year-old boy would think of as a great meal.

Although it was enjoyable, I have two quibbles with this episode:  First, at the beginning when all the chaotic trip planning was taking place, Zeke announces that they will arrive at their destination at "1900 hours." (Crosby immediately and hilariously riffs on this, saying "we're going into a combat zone and I…

Glad to know I wasn't the only one channeling Professor Chaos's sidekick and saying "Simpsons did it!  Simpsons did it!"

That was Crackton.  If he'd stayed on the bus he would have gone to the Army Proving Grounds. 

Re:  Lauren Graham's hair:

I agree but it was somewhat redeemed by a heaping tablespoon of Mae Whitman. 

Todd: I don't agree with either point.  Even my wife was saying "don't tell her, you dumbass!"

I thought Randy Rhoads was the master of the Ukelele?  Or was it Ritchie Blackmore? 

The problem with the should-I-tell-her-or-shouldn't-I-OK-I'll-tell-her plot is that it's so clearly contrived for purposes of generating a crisis.  It's not that far from the horror movie trope of "We can't find Jane so let's go look for her in the abandoned mental hospital/cemetary/prison where all those teenagers…

I have to agree with both of the above.  Usually Crosby is the one thinking with his dick or avoiding the tough calls but in this case he was absolutely right about Adam just letting sleeping dogs lie.  And after 17 years, it's not like Adam doesn't know how his wife is going to (over)react to news like this.