But…Country Crock…

You move like pregnant yak!

Hell, just listen to Matrix tell Bennett what he wants to do at the end of Commando…with the 'put the knife in me and turn it around' and all that..Then he of course, thrusts a large steaming pipe through his chest which makes white smokey stuff come out of the other end…

My first concert was Kiss. 1979 Dynasty tour.
Get off my lawn…or something…

Does it, Jay? Does it? Does it compel me?

I love listening to your little piss-ant soliders trying to talk tough. They make me laugh.

But what of Billy Falcon and his Power Windows?

WE ARE THE DREGS!!! Shame about that car crash, though.

Why do you hate my groin so much?

He's Conan. A Cimmerian. He will not cry. So I cry for him.

I always thought this movie would have performed and/or been received better if it hadn't been called "Miami Vice" and if the two leads were named something other than "Crockett" and  "Tubbs." It was a good movie, but had little in common with the show I loved in the 80's. (Yes, I was that guy in high school, the one…

I remember two 8-tracks I listened to constantly when I was a kid in the mid 70's. (Hi. I'm old.) The first was an Elvis greatest hits something or the other and the other was  Rock and Roll Over by Kiss. To this day, I can not hear "Calling Dr. Love" without remembering how I used to run around the house, quite…

This is the reason the interwebs were invented.

You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamned percentage.

You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamned percentage.

"Here is Sub-Zero! Now, Plain-Zero!"

You are all welcome.

Hey, ganondorf, you can get lip cancer for smoking those.

Wait till you're in your 40's and not only go to bed at nine, but get up at least once a night to go piss because suddenly your bladder is half the man it used to be.

Wait till you're in your 40's and not only go to bed at nine, but get up at least once a night to go piss because suddenly your bladder is half the man it used to be.