I also just saw this thing you call "Avatar," and it was surprisingly good.

10 Instances of Unlikely Ownage would be a nice Inventory list. The bar scene at the end of The Ninth Configuration would fit in there.

I got an autograph from Bob Clark once, and he wrote "Merry Xmas," which nicely refers to his two best movies.

To steal someone else's bit,
Would you rather make love to Miguel Ferrer or Hector Elizondo?

I played rugby in school. The rule is, if the bone actually comes through your skin, you have to take a time out.

His best novel was Runaway, because it wasn't a novel at all, but a movie starring Gene Simmons.

I went to school with a guy named Fred Davis. And the otherwise greatly-feared science teacher, Mrs. Glassco, was obsessed with Front Page Challenge. And she would cackle and point at poor Fred and shout "Eh-eh-eh! Fred Davis! Front Page Challenge!" at least three times per class.

Well that's interesting
I don't know why, because all the movies are at least fun (Radio Days) if not brilliant (Third Man), but the selections are a little disappointingly unsurprising or something. I'd like to have seen her include at least one Toho monster movie. Maybe Yongary.

That would be a pretty good show: World's Most Expensive Home Videos.

They say a fart is just the cry of a trapped poo.

I went to Cherie Currie's chainsaw sculpting compound and watched her do a chainsaw sculpture. Not a word of a lie.

I don't think movies about football do as well in foreign lands as in America. You guys are obsessed with it, but to the rest of the world it's just rugby played badly by sour-faced gargantuas.

I'll take your Better Off Dead and raise you One Crazy Summer.

There was no spoon, but there were plenty of forks.

Change your name to Major Gobot and you'll have a studio contract within the month.

Ralphus! You are the Sir Ralph Richardson of dwarven actors. I like that scene where you make love to the severed head.

Eye in the sky! It's watching you! It's watching your evvv-ree move!

ET, I was just hoping to be corrected by someone who was going to spell it "Ghandi." You have disappointed me.

It's funny, Ben Kingsley is half-Indian, but has never played an Indian character.

There snow pleasing some people. I'm having Nunavut.