And I think the humor, while not exactly side-splitting, is all of a piece with the rest of it. And the guy playing the dad was pretty funny.

The Halloween movies were never really that gory.
I think the third one got kind of gross, but you don't really count that one anyway. Oh, and number 2 had a scalpel in the eye, I remember. Gross.

I would like to cause random episodes of Checkin' In to be the only thing played on American TV, cable, satellite and all, for forty-eight straight hours and see what happened.

If ZMF says it's spelled wack, it's wack, DICK. GAY. SON.

I'm just going to save time and watch the movie.
I assume they're exactly the same. And the book doesn't have any naked Alice Krige as far as I can recall. Advantage: movie.

It's spelled "wack," BOY BLUNDER.

That makes me think they should have thrown a little Fishing With John into that "celebrities almost playing themselves" list.

WillemWillemWillemActionOW,MY NUTS!Cut
WillemWillemWillem.

It was indeed a great bounty.

And back to The Thing quoting.

Anyway, some of us work in the movies and do have to deal with these dick-fers from time to time.

Baby don't you go, don't you go to Galena, baby don't you go, don't you go to Galena. Baby don't you go, don't you go to Galena, baby don't you go now, don't you go.

Tom Poston: "And before she can even get her knickers on, I've seen everything. I've seen it all."

Also re John Schuck: he's apparently the first guy to say fuck in a major Hollywood motion picture, the motion picture in question being M*A*S*H. That's important; that's historic. Interview that Klingon, yes, stat!

Your last paragraph is spot on. Davinci is wack horseshit, and I do fuck nice people.

You open the case and instead of discs there's a hunk of rotting meat in it.

There Will Be Fudge.

Assholes who FORGET TO MENTION DICK MILLER, like? No, I'm kidding.

Vanderjuice, don't forget that Dick Miller was in it too.

SECOND SIGHT
I know you get a lot of these kinds of comments on a Random Roles, but you really should have asked him about Second Sight, the Ghostbusters-wannabe about the psychic detective agency featuring John Larroquette and the great John Schuck - who, by the way, you should also interview soon.