I felt the same way. I don't care much about celebrities and what they're like, but I admit to being a little crestfallen that Denzel may be an asshole. Maybe it was just temporary, though - a residue left over from the movie Virtuosity or something.

And guess who's in it too? Dick Miller!

Simply pop in your copy of Surf II and you can relive his glory days.

Fidel Astro, I'll bet my city gets colder than your city. Unless you live in Winnipeg too, which I seem to recall that someone here does, and it may be you.

Well, I'll tell you.
First of all, I agree on the Screeching Weasel. Great for the frantic part of the drive, when the interstate suddenly is seven lanes wide and you're near a city you don't know.

I saw Creepshow at age eleven or something in the theatre with my dad. Perfect age to see it at, and I love the movie to this day as a result. Even at that age, though, I'd already seen Dawn.

You're wasting your time. It doesn't exist outside Canada. I'm Canadian, so I've seen it and he is indeed great in that fine film.

His father died in 1935, after an honourable, if controversial, career in the French army and a stint on Devil's Island. He's not talking.

Right Wingnut: I think he's imitating W.C. Fields more than he is a pirate there, but I like that moment too.

mbs: Deal of the Century.

F13
I don't actually own any of them except Part 3 in (shitty) 3-D, and my adoration is pretty equivocal, but otherwise my attitude towards these crappy movies is the same as yours, Mr. Zack. For some reason I could watch part 2 just about anytime, and I saw Jason in Space on a date with a woman who married me anyway.

"I've been thinking about this film for probably about 20 years." - LIE #1! No he hasn't Everyone knows that! He was thinking about food.

It's too bad this wasn't Miller's firstie attempt.

He said the batting average was lower with romantic comedies. I enjoyed your post though, as it was an efficient demonstration of how even mildly complex concepts can get distorted by simple-minded partisans into deliberately provocative, black-and-white statements which totally mis-characterize the original…

3) And don't forget Jason Patric as Byron and Michael Hutchence as Shelley.

Goofballs. Fireballs. Screwballs II. Snowballin'. Why, you got more balls here than a bullpen.

Porky's, and Porky's II particularly, are anti-racism tracts.

The strange self-confidence, the new maturity - I'd say he was out getting laid.

"Roger Deakins is no slouch."
True statement.

It's gotta be a typo. The man played an elf.