And here all along I've been thinking The Roost was a low-budg knock-off of Bats, starring Lou Diamon Phillips. I'll check it out.

ZMF's efforts have apparently been successful - Phantasm II hits DVD this fall. We can all OWN it then!

Maybe it does hurt. Think about other people's feelings for once.

This reminds me of the time Klinger got married to Radar.

Multiple Maniacs
It's more than just lobster rape! I'll give a rosary job to anyone who says different, and I'll leave it to you to decide if that's a promise or a threat.

The Wiz.

I saw this at TIFF
Maybe the North American premiere? Carax was there, and very Gauloise-smoking and shy-seeming, like you'd expect. I sure enjoyed that movie.

What about Biollante.
Biollante always gets the short end of the stick. But that's the risk you run by looking like a giant flying pinata.

You misunderstand. I fucked Letterman.

I thought of this a long time ago.
Through the 80s I mixed ice cream and krispies in a bowl and watched Letterman. Heavenly delight, unsupassable! I thought, and then discovered sexual congress.

Ha, "bier." Sapporo what?

The way I thought of it back then is that there were Golden Child people and Big Trouble people. I've still never seen The Golden Child, so you know which side of the (possibly imaginary) fence I came down on.

Of course I guess that curse is also called "having a baby."

I wish the sky would rain befouled diapers on this guy whenever he stepped outside, and that the comforter on his bed always became a giant baby's befouled diaper at some point in the night. Basically he needs multiple curses of befouled baby diapers thrown on him.

I don't think that's true, but the director of Buckaroo worked on the script for Big Trouble, so there is a connection, albeit tenuous.

Let's make this thread go much, much lager, if we king-can

This will be one hell of a quote-fest.
I saw this movie when it came out, and my buddy and I were so thrilled we just stayed in the theatre for the next show. I just showed it to my nine year-old nephew and eleven year-old niece, and they loved it.

Turtles, not frogs.
That it's turtles introduces a subtle element to the film's comedy that… oh, I give up. What a stupid-looking fucking movie that I will never see.

Oral sodomy, huh?
Well, that's why it's a small town.

Here's a guy
who says "long story short" and means it.