Well.
As for Robert Altman meeting Archie Andrews and the gang, that's not been done, but something remotely in the ballpark has. Jim McBride, who made the kind-of-neat David Holzman's Diary, and later made The Big Easy and Great Balls of Fire, made a softcore Archie movie called Hot Times (a.k.a. A Hard Day for…

Warren Perso, you've done it. I've never bothered grammar nazi-ing on the internet before, because it's completely fucking pointless (this example included), but your egregious apostrophe's have pushed me to the limit. My god man, what were you thinking?

The Salton Sea
Not just filled with brine and the bodies of Val Kilmer's victims, but also with repulsive mollusk creatures - see The Monster That Challenged The World for proof of this.

They're like genitalia. Meat & two veg. And somehow they found each other and wrote a book together.

The one who stays in spooky hotel rooms where ghosts shove chocolate cheesecakes up your ass.

I believe Ivan Reitman called him up personally and asked him to change the title.

I snuck in
and saw the world premiere at TIFF. Cronenberg spoke and then went up to sit in the balcony. Then, during I believe a crucial scene (the restaurant scene, maybe?), the sound cut out. There was an hilariously palpable silence for about two minutes, then the sound of Cronenberg clearing his throat and…

I have it on pretty good authority that The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover is the worst date movie ever.

And featuring Patrick Lowe as "The Nerd."

What about MAN-CHOP.

I'm seein' double! Four Zorros!

I understand and accept that Josh Modell is Zodiac Motherfucker.

The Elderly Herman
The Elderly Herman.

I have a semi-complicated relationship with those fucking movies.
That's probably overstating it a bit even. But I saw The Breakfast Club in the theatre with a group of people which included actual girls - five of us in all, two girls and three guys. Just like the movie! Somehow that was a formative experience; I…

I get it, don't worry. Good gag. I worked on a movie with the kid from the Cement Garden once, and he was still pretty excited about fucking Charlotte Gainsbourg.

That movie is called Frontieres.

Nickname
Can't respond to comments so far today for some reason (like the olden days!), but I have an idea for those who wish to give Mike D'Angelo a nickname on this website: D'Angerman.

No one talks about Morris.
Morris had an amazing career. He became an icon through his recurring role in the 9 Lives commercials, sure, but he had range as an actor. His greatest role still is probably Jones in Alien, and he was in a few other movies too. He also did some modeling. But nobody talks about this amazing…

Two dollars! That's all they have to do.

FAIL.