Admit it - somewhere in your mind you were thinking about those breadsticks too.

I thought Dan Aykroyd won an Oscar for visual effects or something.

My name's Frankenstein and my flow is fine/I'm a stitched-up mutha in a bauxite mine…

You guys are very naive. Those aren't regular glasses, they are Nose-And-Glasses.

They never postpone the damn carnival. That volcano movie Dante's Peak is another Jaws rip-off, in the first half at least, with alternating scenes of skinny-dipping youths being killed and the town mayor (Linda Hamilton instead of Murray Hamilton) refusing to postpone the carnival.

Would you wear them on your hands
to clap out rhythms of hot bands
when you're at the music venue
ordering from the children's menu
wearing shoes upon your flippers
makes it hard to fondle strippers
hard to roll a joint of grass
even hard to wipe yo' ass
no problem, though, to crush a beetle
makes you want to curl up fetal
With…

I tell you, Chucks only fuck up feet that are bad in the first place. They give you no support, it's true, but neither does walking barefoot, and doing that doesn't lead to fallen arches or anything as far as I know.

I guess it's having trouble finding a distributor. Have you tried Lionsgate?

This is bullshit! Fuck allayall!

MORE FTTF. We demand it.

Twelve, now.

I can't help it if that's what I think of when I think of Yvette.

But surely to biscuits they don't pick roles and stick to them without exception. I may be a simple heterosexual, but where I come from both the giving and the receiving of the oral sex is very enjoyable.

Violence and Flesh
Sounds good. I think I can spare $24.95 for that.

No connection to that fine Dana Andrews picture, unless it's got a dick-ripping scene that I somehow missed.

No connection to that fine Dana Andrews picture, unless it's got a dick-ripping scene that I somehow missed.

The Black Hole.

The 'Night' referred to in Night of the Demon is a specific one: the night in which Bigfoot made love to the hillbilly girl to create the awful hybrid offspring. At least that's what I assume. It could also be the night Bigfoot yanks out that guy's guts and whips everybody with them, or the late afternoon in which he…

I too have a soft spot for Prophecy. I mean, it's a John Frankenheimer film for goshsakes, so there's going to be something worthwhile there. And there is: kid in sleeping bag being smashed hilariously across a clearing by the crazy inside-out bear.

OH MY GOD.
I saw this when I was six or seven and it fucked up my shit. I have seen it since as well and it's just as scary. Well, almost. But it's still as awesome as a Yeti picture gets.